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Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Conspiracy!!!

There are many conspiracy 'theories' out there, some of which have been covered on these pages. The Moon landings were faked, 9/11 was an inside job, jet planes contrails are actually mind control drugs called 'chemtrails', the world is controlled by a secret cabal of Jews, industrialists and lizards, Kevin Rudd is an automaton and if he goes off script his head will explode in a gelatinous mess.
Who knows which ones may be true?

As regular readers know, I'm pretty sceptical about conspiracy notions, but I've realised that all this time I've been totally wrong. It's a shocking admission, yes, but it's inescapable. Global conspiracies are real, even down to the things we take for granted, like geography...and I have proof.

This is the Australian state of New South Wales:




This is the American state of Ohio:



You don't need to look closely. The evidence is there. That's right people...Ohio and New South Wales are the same place!!! Shocking I know. I also know that there will be those who will scoff and say 'this is madness'. But...have you ever seen them in the same room? Or hanging out socially? Get your minds right people. As an idiot might say, 'the proof is in the pudding'. Or as a semi-literate person might say 'the proof of the pudding is in the eating'.

So if they're hiding this from us...what else are 'they' hiding?